have you ever tried to swipe something from an owl? or a penguin? how about a ninja? how did that work out for you?
uh-huh. that is what I thought.
because, let’s be honest, those stoic creatures wouldn’t give up anything for anyone. and, they would certainly not give up a secret.
and that is exactly why I have trusted them to be secret pocket pillows. each one of these guys has a little pocket on their chest that holds secrets and only the pillow owners can get the secret. that is, of course, unless they have been trusted with a loose tooth…then they will give over the tooth but only for cold, hard cash.
I think it is pretty clear they mean business.
[coming to see me at the festival tomorrow? I will be bringing this a-team with me, for sale!]